Mrs M
yoda76HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER SAID
August 21st 2007 03:40
"Humpty, I've told you a thousand times, not to sit on the wall".
Goldilock's Mother said:
"Goldie, why have I received a bill for a broken chair from the Bear family?"
Michaelangelo's Mother said:
"Mike, can't you paint on the wall like other kids? Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean the ceiling?"
Mona Lisa's Mother said:
"After all that money we spent on braces for you Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give me?"
Albert Einstein's Mother said:
"Can't you do something about your hair before the photographer gets here?"
Columbus' Mother said:
"I don't care what you've discovered Christopher. You still could have written."
*Quotes courtesy of Carlile Swimming Centre newsletter.
Goldilock's Mother said:
"Goldie, why have I received a bill for a broken chair from the Bear family?"
Michaelangelo's Mother said:
"Mike, can't you paint on the wall like other kids? Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean the ceiling?"
Mona Lisa's Mother said:
"After all that money we spent on braces for you Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give me?"
Albert Einstein's Mother said:
"Can't you do something about your hair before the photographer gets here?"
Columbus' Mother said:
"I don't care what you've discovered Christopher. You still could have written."
*Quotes courtesy of Carlile Swimming Centre newsletter.
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Comment by Miswanderlust
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Bwhahahaha from one mom to another... brilliant!
Mis
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Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
the one I never understood was, "Go put on a sweater right now! You're making me cold!"
Guess that's just Mom rationality for ya eh?
LOL
Take care,
Nick
Comment by Candice
My favourite! I can certainly relate to that one with an active toddler. Hee, hee.
Comment by KylieW
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love those quotes, particularly the Humpty Dumpty one.
Kylie
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Hope you're doing well.
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Comment by Mrs M
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Glad you enjoyed the quotes. They are amusing
Love & stuff
Mrs M
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Thank you for sharing.
Take Care.
Sarah. xxx